Who's the Dummy?

Well, I guess it's about that time. I'm almost 20 whole months now. Mommy and Daddy got me this cool present for Christmas that they've made me keep in the box all this time. They even got this silly book to try and help them (presumably) help me figure this whole thing out. What a silly Mommy and Daddy I have.

Give me that book. I know what's going on.

I take this book and go have a seat right over here. After reading a little bit, I make this face and...

...all the icky stuff goes down there. Easy as pie. Now, can someone please get rid of this diaper so that I can get down to business? And no more cameras in the ladies room, please.